Colbert Mocks Elon Musk: ‘Like Iron Man Without a Heart, Less Tony Stark, More Tony Shart’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “The Republicans who met with Musk kissed his butt so hard, poetry came out. Literally. Because Congressman Randy Weber of Texas, and this is real, read a poem praising Musk, that went, 'Elon works from dawn to dusk, and then it dawns on all of us. He’s figured out what’s crazy wrong. We should have known it all along.' First off, dude, you used the word 'dusk' and didn’t think to rhyme it with 'Musk?' That was all the poem that we saw in the article, right? So we helpfully finished the poem ourselves.
(Cheering and Applause)
There we go. 'With 14 kids, the head of DOGE has clearly never worn a troj. His claim to fame’s high-tech machines, his only friends are fascist teens. With skin the tone of day-old sushi, he’s super-dumb and uber-douchey. While Trump sits drinking Diet Cola, DOGE cuts could give us all Ebola. Like iron man, without a heart. Less Tony stark, more Tony Shart.'"