John Oliver on Sticking it out in America: ‘I’m Going Down with the Titanic’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "How do you feel? Are you still gonna — are you gonna stick it out or are you gonna head back to England?"

OLIVER: "Oh, no, I’m sticking it out. I’m going down with the Titanic. I know there might not be life rafts available, but I'm tuning up. Gentlemen, it’s been an honor playing with you tonight."

(Laughter)

(Cheering and Applause)

COLBERT: "I think I am the guy who falls and then hits the propeller before he goes into the water."

OLIVER: "Everyone wants to be that guy. If you are going down, whoosh off the propeller."