Kimmel’s ‘Blue-Anon Shaman’: ‘If the Dems Lost, Then Why Are They Still Asking Me for Money?’

EXCERPT:

KIMMEL: "Okay, I still don’t understand what you’re doing at the Capitol, though. Donald Trump won the election."

SHAMAN: "Come on. You don’t believe that, do you?"

KIMMEL: "I do, sadly, yes. It was a free and fair election, just like the last one was, and he won."

SHAMAN: "Nonsense. Well, listen, if Trump won, then why aren’t you in jail?"

KIMMEL: "I still have 14 days."

(Laughter)

SHAMAN: "All right, all right. Well, if the Democrats lost, then why are they still asking me for money almost constantly?"

KIMMEL: "That’s actually a fair question. I don’t know the answer to that one."

SHAMAN: "Exactly, exactly. It is time for action! We’re taking back the Capitol! Charge! Oh, man! Well, you can’t say I didn’t try. Winning isn’t everything. Somebody call my mom! Somebody call my mom!”