Colbert Gets Excited on Iowa Poll with Harris Leading: ‘We’re Ready for that Fresh Start... Lose that Ten Pounds’

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COLBERT: "Yes! We are ready for that fresh start! We are gonna lose that 10 pounds! We are gonna exercise more! We’re gonna clean out the attic like we kept saying we would! I’m gonna put away those fly rods that I leaned in the corner of our bedroom back in July, Evie! And that will count as exercise! We are gonna eat salad at least once a week. And not pasta salad, actually salad! I will throw away most of the hot sauce bottles in the door of the refrigerator, and I will put those bottles in recycling, not the trash. We will rinse! We will rinse! We will rinse!"