Colbert Mocks Trump on Harris’ Bigger Ellipse Crowd Size of 75,000: ‘Mine Just Looks Smaller’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "But the big story this election is Kamala Harris going down to Washington last night where she delivered a speech specifically designed to purple Trump’s nurple. Because Harris gave it at the Ellipse, the same place where Donald Trump held his 'Let’s go beat up some cops' rally on January 6th, and she had 75,000 people there last night, compared to a mere 53,000 people. Only 53,000 people attended Trump's rally. 'Look, mine just looked smaller because it was January, and you know... you know how the cold gives a big crowd the shrinky dinks, you know what I’m saying?'”