Colbert Cold Open Labels Jeff Bezos as ‘No Balls’ for Stopping WaPo’s Harris Endorsement

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UNKNOWN: "We here at The Washington Post have received a strict mandate not to endorse either Donald Trump or KAMALA HARRIS FOR PRESIDENT! We believe you, the reader, can decide for yourself who is THE BETTER CANDIDATE! This decision makes our paper STRONGER, SMARTER, and one that all undecided voters will be ABLE TO READ. We believe that attempting to persuade you during a free election is IMMORAL, DISHONEST and STUPID, TINY PENIS! Our owner Jeff Bezos is simply taking us back to our roots of hard-hitting news and comic strips like Hagar the HORRIBLE, DICK Tracy, and Marmaduke, the neutered great Dane who has NO BALLS!"