Colbert to Trump Calling Him ‘Not Funny,’ ‘Not Wise’: ‘Kiss My Salty Man-Bag You Crusty Old Dingus’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Wow! Huh. Wow. In the middle of a hotly contested presidential campaign, you took the time to hate-watch me on PBS? First of all, I’m flattered, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But more importantly, you should be hate-watching me on CBS! Daddy wants the views! Actually, wait a second, you’re 78. You’re out of the demo, nobody cares if you watch.Now, presumably, the show Donald was talking about was a 'PBS NewsHour' interview with me and my wife Evie about our bestselling book, 'Does This Taste Funny,' a book you can buy right now! It's a best-seller, a New York Times best-seller. Trump’s review went on: 'He is not funny. He is not wise.' Not wise? How dare you, sir? How dare you! May I remind you of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'Kiss my salty man-bag, you crusty old dingus.'”