Kimmel: Polls Are Meaningless Yet We Keep Looking at Them

‘But I’ll continue to keep you posted, as new totally pointless new polling data comes in’

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KIMMEL: “The Morning Consult says Harris got a big bump from the debate, out to a six-point lead. Whereas The New York Times/Siena College poll says she did not get a big bump, the race is tied. Though that same poll says that while Trump and Harris are tied nationally, she’s up four points in Pennsylvania, which is a key swing state that could decide the election. But there’s bad news too, because The Washington Post says she and Trump are tied in Pennsylvania.
(Laughter)
Though another poll, from Franklin and Marshall College, it came out today, has Kamala up by three in Pennsylvania. Whereas Emerson has her down by a point in Pennsylvania.
(Laughter)
In other words, none of these polls mean anything at all.
(Cheering and Applause)
These are — they are meaningless, and yet we keep looking at them. They’re like the Kardashians in a lot of ways.
(Laughter)
But I’ll continue to keep you posted as new totally pointless new polling data comes in."

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