Ronny Chieng: Will People Stop Trying to Assassinate Trump? He’ll Just Have More Things to Brag About

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CHIENG: "Yo, again? Will you people stop trying to assassinate Donald Trump? Not only is it morally wrong, but you’re also just giving him more things to brag about. 'They only tried to kill Abraham Lincoln once. That makes me twice as great as him.' But yes, this weekend a crazy person tried to hunt Donald Trump in his natural habitat, his golf course."