Sen. Kennedy Asks Acting USSS Director To Confirm Trump Was ‘Shot in the Ear by a Bullet’ and Not By a Space Laser or Sasquatch

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KENNEDY: “It wasn't Sasquatch?”
ABBATE: “No, senator.”
KENNEDY: “It was a bullet?”
ABBATE: “It was a bullet, senator, 100 percent.”
KENNEDY: “Fired by Crooks?”
ABBATE: “Yes, sir.”
KENNEDY: “That hit President Trump in the ear and almost killed him?”
ABBATE: “One hundred percent, senator.”
KENNEDY: “OK. Glad we cleared that up.”