Fallon on Kamala Harris Leading Polls: Voters Want a President Who Knows if Their iPhone Flashlight Is On

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FALLON: "Well, guys, here’s some big news. One of the first polls taken since President Biden dropped out of the race shows Vice President Harris leading former President Trump.
(Cheering and Applause)
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Man, if you thought Kamala Harris was laughing hard before —
(Laughter)
Yeah, it seems like voters are excited by the idea of having a a president who knows when their iPhone flashlight is on.
(Laughter)
Yeah, Kamala is ahead, and I think I know why. She is way younger than Trump and wears less eyeliner than J.D. Vance. Trump’s so panicked, he was wiping away sweat with classified documents. It was really interesting.”