TDS Segues from Gwyneth Paltrow’s Houseguest Pooping on Her Bed to Biden’s Health: ‘Plenty of Time to Get Another Houseguest’

EXCERPT:

LYDIC: “And pardon my word choice here, but I want to sit in this mess for just a minute, because it brings up an interesting question: when you sh*t the bed as visibly and as nationally as this guest did, should you stay in the house, or is it time to leave? I know that some people would say that the guest just a bad night, he’s a decent man with a lifetime of service as a houseguest, and he’s earned the chance to stay and clean up his mess. But the thing is, we all know he sh*t the bed. We can’t un-see him sh*tting the bed. And now every time we see him, we’re going to be wondering, is he going to sh*t the bed again?"

KLEPPER: "Uh, are we — are we still talking about the houseguest?"

LYDIC: "All I’m saying is, Gwyneth has every right to be skeptical about inviting this houseguest to stay over again for the next four years or so."

KLEPPER: "I mean, it might be too late in the summer to get another houseguest."

LYDIC: "There’s plenty of time to get another houseguest!"