Colbert Mocks Excuses for Biden’s Debate Performance: Does Kamala Harris Need to Clock in as ‘Night President?’
‘So, the state dinners are all gonna be early bird specials?’
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COLBERT: “To keep his energy up, Biden told the group that he now plans to stop scheduling events after 8:00 P.M. 8:00 P.M.? So, the state dinners are all gonna be early bird specials? Joe Biden is really going to go to bed before 'Tracker?' Tracker: He’ll find a candidate!
(Applause)
I might lie down again. That felt good. Also, which 8:00 P.M., sir? East Coast? West Coast? Moscow? The world does not stop at 8:00 P.M. Is Kamala Harris going to have to clock in as night president? By the way, coming this fall from CBS, 'Night President: She Keeps America Safe After Dark.' Not to be confused with 'Knight President,’ starring Tom Selleck as president Lancelot. I would watch that. I would watch that in minute."
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