Kimmel: ‘It’s So Hot in Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump Asked Melania to Be Even Colder to Him’

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KIMMEL: “It’ll be so hot in Maine this week, the lobsters will be getting in pots just to cool down.

(Rim shot)
(Laughter and applause)

It’s so hot in New York, the rats are wearing crop tops.

(Rim shot)
(Laughter)

It’s so hot in South Dakota, Kristi Noem’s dogs are shooting themselves.

(Rim shot)
(Laughter)

One more. It’s so hot at Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump asked Melania to be even colder to him."