Colbert Mocks Trump’s Speech About Shampooing His Hair: ‘Is Everyone Done Picturing Me All Nude and Lathered Up?’

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "'I take very normal, very regular showers. Before I turn on the water at all, I dump the best stuff right on my head, great, premium, head-dumping stuff, big old — big old head dump, but the water — I turn the water on, it just drips out and the head gunk hardens into impenetrable air, building up slowly over decades, like sedimentary rock, until you see this magnificent lacquered helmet I have on today. Anyway, is everyone done picturing me all nude and lathered up? Because they’re about to serve lunch, they’re about to serve lunch. It's little smoky links and a cream sauce. Who’s hungry? Who wants?'”