Ronny Chieng Proposes New Pitch for X: ‘Do You Love Reading Nazi Sh*t While Jacking off and Being Called a Slur?’

‘Finally, there’s a website for you!’

EXCERPT:

CHIENG: "That’s right, Elon Musk is no longer the biggest ass on Twitter. Now, obviously, Twitter had porn on it before this, but nobody looked at it because it was against the rules, okay? Now we can, guilt free. Basically, instead of fixing the porn problem, Elon just decided it’s not a problem anymore. And I’m not hating. That’s how I handle issues in my life, too. I mean, those aren’t bedbugs, they’re my new roommates. So, Elon surrendered and porn will be everywhere now. And honestly, who cares? The way Twitter is now, a bukkake video would elevate the discourse. But if you think about the company as a whole, Twitter’s trajectory, the story of it, it's pretty wild when you think about it. As a company, it started as a place where you could follow the news in real time. Now their pitch is, 'Hey, do you love reading Nazi sh*t while jacking off and being called a slur? Finally, there’s a website for you!'”

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