White House Admits Biden Uncle Wasn’t Eaten by Cannibals, Died in Pacific Ocean Crash

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JEAN-PIERRE: "Look, I'll just — and I think we shared that with some of you, so I'm just gonna kind of repeat. Look, we saw the president, he was incredibly proud of his uncle's service in uniform. He saw him at the war memorial. It was incredibly emotional and important to him. You saw him respond to all of you when asked about the moment yesterday, and his uncle, who lost his life when the military aircraft he was on crashed in the Pacific after taking off near New Guinea. The president highlighted his uncle's story as he made the case for honoring our sacred commitment to equip those we send to war and to take care of them and their families when they come home. And as he reiterated, that the last thing American veterans are suckers are losers, and he wanted to make that clear.”