Colbert to People Upset that Another Thing Is Also Celebrated with Easter: Next Year, It Falls on 4/20

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COLBERT: "I’ve got some bad news for people who are upset that another thing was celebrated on Easter this year, because it’s gonna keep happening. In 2029, Easter is going to fall on April Fool’s Day. Oh! So my religion is a big joke to you? Is that what it is? Or are you claiming that Jesus didn’t actually rise from the dead, it was all a big prank on the apostles. You got Jesus’d! (Cheering and Applause) And smoke ’em if you got ’em, because just next year, Easter falls on 4/20. (Cheering and Applause) There you go! Oh, the liberals want to turn Jesus into some long-haired, sandal-wearing, bearded hippy who’s all about peace and love. Groovy, man! Forgive your enemies."