TDS’ Kosta Says ‘It Isn’t the First Time’ Fox News Have Covered Someone ‘Abusing’ Bronzer and Cocaine, They’ve Been Covering The Trumps
EXCERPT:
KOSTA: "Of course, if you don’t want to go to Florida, there are literally hundreds of other fun places — dozens of other — there’s one other place to go for spring break, and that's New Orleans. And to prove the Big Easy still knows how to party, here’s Fox News with a major scoop."
[clip starts]
JONES: "I had the opportunity to talk to one young lady yesterday, young lady, she is a senior at Texas Tech, and she told me, when I asked her what does she do to prep for spring break, she says she applies her bronzer and then she does cocaine. That really goes to the heart of this."
(...)
DOOCY: "That’s some story. She applies the bronzer before she does the line of coke. She wants to look good before she gets high."
JONES: "I never heard it before."
EARHARDT: "That’s crazy. And she admitted that."
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KOSTA: "Oh stop, this isn’t the first time FOX has talked to someone who's abusing bronzer and cocaine. They’ve been covering the Trumps for nine years! Hey! Yeah! Take it!
(Laughter and Applause)
At least she’s doing it in the right order. This one time, I snorted bronzer and applied cocaine, and it totally ruined my grandmother’s funeral.”




