Kimmel: There Would Be So Many Nicknames Better than ‘Honest Don’ — ‘Genghis Don,’ ‘Kim Don-Un’

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KIMMEL: “He's giving himself nicknames now. (Laughter) Is there anything sadder than giving yourself a nickname at 1:30 am? On the toilet, going, 'Honest Don,' that's going to be -- and honest is Abe Lincoln's nickname. It's not -- even -- even the nickname honest is stolen. (Laughter) There are so many nicknames that would be better than 'Honest Don,' like 'Genghis Don,' 'Don the Con,' 'Donnie D-Cups,' 'Donye West', 'Donald Duck the Draft,' 'Kim Don-un,' and 'Man-Boob Mussolini.' Any of those would be better than 'Honest Don.'”