Lydic: I Won’t Feel Bad Accidentally Stepping on Sh*t Wearing Trump Sneakers

EXCERPT:

LYDIC: "Finally, a sneaker that won’t make me feel bad when I accidentally step in sh*t.
(Laughter and Applause)
No, I’m kidding. This is actually the perfect shoe to tell the world you’re about to lose a game of one-on-one by 50 points. To be fair, though, at least when you give money to Trump, you actually get something in return. If you give money to Democrats, all you get is 50,000 emails asking for more money. Send me a body spray, Nancy! But I  don't know, who am I to judge? I’m still wearing Crocs from the first time they were popular!”