Kimmel: Trump’s Valentine’s Message for Melania Has a Donation Button for ‘St. Valen-crime’s Legal Defense Fund’

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KIMMEL: “And even Donald Trump posted a romantic message today. He wrote, 'Biden is not too old. He’s too incompetent.' As close as he gets to telling somebody he loves them.
(Laughter and Applause)
The truth is, the closest Trump got to a Valentine today was an email they sent to his supporters. This is amazing and it’s real. Even graphically, it looks like a ransom letter, which I guess is fitting, given Melania’s current situation. It says, 'Dear Melania, I love you! Even after every single indictment, arrest, and witch hunt, you never left my side.'
(Laughter)
I think that’s a line from 'The notebook,' isn’t it?
(Laughter)
'I wouldn’t be the man I am today without your guidance, kindness, and warmth.' Don’t blame her for what happened to you.
(Laughter)
Then there’s a little box where you can leave a message for Melania that says, 'We want 100,000 responses now!' And of course, a button to make a donation to St. Valen-crime’s Legal Defense Fund.”