Colbert on CDC Dropping Covid Isolation Guidelines: They Also Announced New Slogan — ‘Jk. Lolz.’
‘You’ve been telling us for years that we need to be mindful of infecting our friends and neighbors’
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COLBERT: "To quote the four words most often used to cancel vacations: 'There’s some Covid news.' We just learned that the CDC plans to drop its five-day Covid isolation guidelines. What? No isolation? You’ve been telling us for years that we need to be mindful of infecting our friends and neighbors. They also announced this new CDC slogan: 'Jk, lolz.' One of the reasons why this is such big news is because it’s the first loosening of Covid isolation recommendations since 2021, which is when they told us it was finally okay to leave our personal human hamster balls.”
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