Don Jr.: You Have the ‘Most Famous Crackhead’ in the W.H. and I Still Get Blamed for the Cocaine Found in There

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TRUMP JR.: “When they found cocaine in the White House like two months ago, I haven’t been there in like three and a half years, right, 'It's Don Jr.'s!' I’m like, 'Really?!' Like, you literally have the world’s most famous crackhead in residence — I'm just saying, folks. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out. But again, they'll sell you the story and leftist Twitter will blame me. Still trying to figure that one out, but — then they find it on his gun case and the DoJ magic — I mean, these guys are brilliant, they're brilliant. Four years later, they acknowledge the laptop is real. Oh, no sh*t? I had — I had no idea. Because of course it was real.