Kimmel: ‘In a Quietly Evil Way,’ Ted Cruz Is Pushing for Trump-Haley Cognitive Test Match

EXCERPT:

KIMMEL: “And this one is interesting to me, because Ted Cruz does not like Donald Trump. He pretends to, he kisses his ass constantly, but on this show, Ted Cruz told me, if he had the chance to run Donald Trump over with his car, he would. Okay?
(Laughter)
That’s true, look it up. And Ted Cruz is no dummy. So he now, in a quietly evil way, is also trying to get Trump to take this test."

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CRUZ: "I suggest this for the general election. Let’s do a cognitive test, Joe Biden versus Donald Trump. The winner is president. I’m very happy to take those odds because Trump will whip Biden’s ass."
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KIMMEL: "That’s a sexual fantasy.
(Laughter and Applause)
I tell you what, there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I’ve ever said this, but I agree with Ted Cruz. Let’s fire up those tests! Let’s make a round robin tournament out of it. Trump versus Haley, the winner faces Joe Biden. But first, Trump versus Haley.”