Colbert Mocks Trump’s Speech on ‘Clime’: ‘Vermin Supreme’s’ Ponies and Zombies Make More Sense

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Of course, it wouldn’t be a New Hampshire primary without my favorite perennial candidate, and again, he is real, Vermin Supreme.
(Cheering and Applause)
I know you’re asking — and no, you’re not supposed to wear a head boot after Labor Day — Vermin is a bit of an unusual candidate. This is his ninth presidential election and his platform includes free ponies for all Americans and using zombies to create energy by harnessing the latest in hamster wheel technology.
(Cheering and Applause)
All right. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Very funny, but that is ridiculous. We all know what a serious candidate's clean energy policy sounds like."

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TRUMP: "Over the seas and it comes right over our land. And then they want us to have clean. I said, 'Wait a minute, we can be clean, but it's offline. Just remember that. Does that make sense?"
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COLBERT: "No.
(Laughter)
No. I'll actually go with the guy with free ponies and the boot on his head.”