Biden to Conan O’Brien: ‘I Wish I Had Your Hair, I’d Trade Right Now if You Want’

EXCERPT:

O’BRIEN: “If you stay connected to these things that embarrassed you when you were a kid, whatever it was, speech impediment or anxiety, or feeling awkward, or not being a good athlete — my list goes on and on and on. Having weird hair, having a weird name —“

BIDEN: “I wish I had your hair. I’d trade right now if you want.”

O’BRIEN: “You want this hair? It comes off.”