Gutfeld on Harold Ford Jr. Listing Biden’s Achievements: Why Aren’t Those Metrics Translating in People’s Lives?

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GUTFELD: "That is exactly what Harold was saying. It is weird, though, when you mentioned all those metrics, why isn’t it translating in people’s lives? Something is going on that we don’t know. Kamala Harris, more popular than Joe Biden. That’s not saying much, right? Here are three things that are more popular than Joe Biden: gangrene, getting hit in the face with a hammer, and Brian Kilmeade. But you mentioned this to Katie, Kamala has been playing the long game. She didn’t have to improve. She knows that even if she stays put, Joe would degrade like a sliced avocado in the sun. It is why I hang out with Dana. I look taller because she is shorter. Kamala fails up every time Joe falls down. She is like the dump student who gets five because the teacher grades on a curve, but there’s only two people in the class and one of them, you know, his breakfast is embalming fluid. He can’t rest anymore unless he checks into Forest Lawn. But the big question is, if they unload Joe, and I think they will, who gets Kamala? It is like when a couple splits up, who gets the cat? Except no one wants the cat. They need to have a rescue shelter for politicians, because she can’t stay on the ticket with or without Joe. She only has one fan, and that is Dan Quayle saying, 'Thank you, thank you.'"