Colbert on Mike Johnson’s Wife’s Anti-LGBT Website That’s Gone Offline: It ‘Seemed OK’ Before She Knew She’d Be Famous

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “The type of therapy she specializes in brakes people into categories called melancholy, choleric, sanguine, supine, and those are some 13th century beliefs. That explains the replacing of ObamaCare with the leach act. Those categories date back to the theory of the four humans, which says our bodies are made up of blood, yellow bile, black bile, and phlegm. Medicine has advanced since then. We call yellow bile by its scientific name, mountain dew. Fun fact, after Mike Johnson became speaker, the counseling website became inaccessible. Godaddy works in mysterious ways. When you go to see the site, you see error four oh four. This seemed okay before I knew I would be famous.”