Stewart to Bill de Blasio: Eat Your Pizza Like Every Savage in Staten Island

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DE BLASIO: "In my ancestral homeland, it is more typical to eat with a fork and knife."
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STEWART: "I get you are Italian. Not a Jew impersonating an Italian. You are just respecting your native land's customs. One thing though: were you elected the mayor of Italy? No! Look out the window of the pizzeria you are currently sitting in. Look out the window. You see the Sistine Chapel or the Leaning Tower of Pisa? No. You see several junkyards and a tanning salon. Because you know what? Because you are in (bleep) Staten Island!"