‘Mistress’ Asks Florida City Commission to Build Sex ‘Dungeon’ for ‘Doms’ and ‘Subs’

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UNKNOWN: “Good evening, council peoples. You may call me Mistress. I am here standing neutral to the motion approving an agreement for the proprietary purchase of yard waste processing and disposal. I do, however, find it interesting that you will spend almost $1 million to hide your secrets down the drain — hiding that condom I know used to cheat on your spouse with. So, I propose that you use a quarter of that mill to support doms and subs in Broward County — to build a dungeon created for us by us — the taxpayers and voting citizens. In closing, do not let this glamorous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand. I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new esteemed dungeon. You are dismissed.”