Colbert Tells Clarence Thomas to ‘Suck It’ for Planning to Revisit Rights to Contraception, Gay Marriage, and Overturning Sodomy Laws

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Overturning “Roe” might not be the Supreme Court’s only kick to your groin, because in a concurring opinion, justice Clarence Thomas said the court should also revisit decisions on the right to contraception, the right of gay couples to marry, and the overturning of sodomy laws. Which, among other things, would ban oral sex. And in response, I just want to say, Clarence Thomas can suck it. With— and I mean that. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. I want to encourage that. With contraception in the judicial crosshairs, folks are taking their genitals into their own hands, with men rushing to get vasectomies. And then very slowly walking home from them.”