CONAN’s Deon Cole Tells McCain and Megyn Kelly to ‘Shut the Hell Up’

CONAN: "At the Nelson Mandela memorial, President Obama shook hands with Cuban leader Raul Castro, Mccain compared it to shaking hands with Hitler."
COLE: "Did McCain just compare Castro to Hitler?"
CONAN: "Yes."
COLE: "Does he think Castro is going to invade Poland with his army and smoke cigars?"
CONAN: "Yes."
COLE: "And why would anybody like Hitler be at a black man's funeral anyway?"
CONAN: "I don't think they would be. Yeah."
COLE: "That man John McCain, he needs to shut the hell up."
CONAN: "Apparently people are still angry at the mentally ill man who pretended to do sign language for the deaf at the Mandela memorial."
COLE: "The man is crazy, right?"
CONAN: "Apparently, yeah."
COLE: "People are mad at him for doing something crazy when crazy shit is what crazy people do?"
CONAN: "Yeah."
COLE: "People should not be mad at him. They need to be mad at the security. And if they disagree with me, they can -- " CONAN: "Finally as I mentioned in the monologue, in a recent interview, Fox news anchor Megyn Kelly said that Santa Claus is white."
COLE: "What? Does he look white to you, Conan?"
CONAN: "No, he doesn't look white."
COLE: "Does he look white to you?"
CONAN: "No."
COLE: "Well tell that lady to shut the [beep] up!"