Colbert: Q-Shaman Will Be Able to Get out of Prison in 2024, Just in Time to Storm the Capitol Again

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “The reason the q-folks might be out of whack is they’re missing the advice of one of their spiritual leaders: q-shaman and winner of America’s next top fred flintstone, Jacob Chansley. Not only did chansley commit the crime of looking like an idiot. He is one. After failing to find Mike Pence in the capitol, he scrawled a note at the vice president’s dais that read: “it’s only a matter of time. Justice is coming!” Which, turns out, was a “note to self,” because earlier today, q-shaman Jacob Chansley was sentenced to 41 months in prison. That’s nearly three and a half years. So, with good behavior, he could be out in time to storm the capitol in 2024.”