Kimmel Reads a Children’s Book About Vaccination: ‘They Turned off Fox News and Stopped Eating Horse Goo’
‘Can we please go? Like your parents did to stop Polio?’
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KIMMEL: “They’re just like the ten other vaccines I got. They keep us alive with a few little shots. So let’s get the shot. Can we please go? Like your parents did to stop polio? And like theirs did before them to protect them from rabies? And their parents before that to keep smallpox from babies? And dot’s loving reminde, it finally got through. They turned off Fox News and stopped eating horse goo.
Now dot’s having fun with dorene and her crew because dot got the shot and her parents did too. Her family’s protected from Covid. That’s that. Next up, convince them the earth is not flat.”
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