‘SNL’ Pokes Fun at Ted Cruz vs. Big Bird Feud in ‘Sesame Street’ Cold Open Sketch
‘My wing is feeling a little sore, but it’ll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy’
EXCERPT:
NARRATOR: "You're watching Newsmax Kids. At 1:00 it's 'White Power Rangers.' But first, it's 'Ted Cruz Street.'"
BRYANT (as Ted Cruz): "Hello. Hello. I am Texas senator and the last one invited to Thanksgiving, Ted Cruz. You know, for 50 years, I stood by 'Sesame Street,' taught our children dangerous ideas, like numbers and kindness. But when Big Bird told children to get vaccinated against a deadly disease, I said, 'Enough.' And I created my own 'Sesame Street,' called 'Cruz Street.' It's a gated community. Our kids are safe from the woke government."
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