Carolla: Calif. Is Like a Beautiful Blonde in High School Who’s Now 40 & It’s Time to Get a Job

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CAROLLA: "Well, you know, the thing about California is it's so big, the topography is so amazing, the beach and the mountains and everything, it can absorb a lot of bad, but we're at our saturation point. So, we really can, as California, absorb more than most states can absorb. We can be run more poorly than most states because at some point we'll end up just going down the Malibu and taking a swim and we'll come back when we feel better about ourselves. But I always look at California as a beautiful blond from high school, who's now turned 40 and it's time to get a job."