Tucker Gives Another Adam Kinzinger ‘Crying Update’

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CARLSON: “Quick news alert here: We want to let you know that we just received a tip that Adam Kinzinger is still crying. He was spotted again this afternoon seated on a bench on 17th Street in Downtown Washington overlooking Dupont Circle? Why was he crying? We can only speculate here. Perhaps it was just the profound ennui of life. Perhaps he is what P.G. Wodehouse often described as a sensitive plant. He feels too much. It’s too much for him. He can’t stand the injustice of the world, the meanness, the cruelty, the insensitivity of his fellow man. We don’t know. Maybe he looked into the yawning abyss of his soul and burst into tears. If you know, contact us. We’d like to report it. All we know is, he’s crying again.”