Darth Vader Is Upset at Jon Stewart for Comparing Him to Dick Cheney

DARTH VADER: "Stewart. I am more machine than man. Twistd and evil. Responsible for the deaths of billions of sentient beings. But it has come to my attention you have been comparing me to Dick Cheney. That seems a bit harsh."
STEWART: "I just thought there was something Sith Lordy about you and him and I just thought-- "
DARTH VADER: "Let us be clear, there is the dark side and then whatever he called his sick thing."