Colbert on $1400 Stimulus Check: Americans Can Finally Buy Something Nice Like Rent or Medicine

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Woo! Something historic happened on Capitol Hill, and it wasn’t punching a cop and pooping on the rug. Wooo! It’s a pretty low bar. Wooo! With this passage, the government is about to send $1,400 stimulus checks to millions of Americans. There you go, baby! You’re rich! Buy yourself something nice like rent or medicine. There you go! Shake them up. I mean your medicine, shake up your medicine. Sometimes you have to shake it up first. I knew those would come in handy tonight.”