Colbert on Four Seasons Total Landscaping Mix Up: The Trump campaign Is In-Between Being Screwed and Dead

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COLBERT: “Giuliani is accusing everyone in America of voter fraud, and he held a press conference for Trump on Saturday which Trump announced on Twitter would take place at the Four Seasons, Philadelphia, which is a lovely hotel, but he quickly corrected that to Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Now how this happened is unclear. My guess, incompetence. One theory is that someone in the campaign mistook the venue for a luxury hotel. That's embarrassing. But not the first time something like this has happened. After all, who can forget when FDR, Stalin and Churchill met at the Yalta Discount Toilet Emporium: Flush the Fuhrer! Mistake or not, they held the press conference at the loading dock of the landscaper. Here's what it looked like. That's quite an image. It projects power. Looks like the Penguin announcing layoffs to his henchmen. Looks like a 'Storage Wars' episode hosted by the Crypt Keeper. It looks like a dedication of a new performing arts center in Chernobyl. Although it's possible Giuliani goes there all the time, it wouldn't be surprising if his dentist requires landscaping tools. But even worse, but somehow better, Four Seasons Total Landscaping is right by a crematorium and an adult-video store. Makes sense, the Trump campaign is somewhere between screwed and dead."