Kimmel on ObamaCare Ruling: Now We Can All Smoke, Drink, and Ride Bikes off Bridges

KIMMEL: "We had a major decision from the Supreme Court today. Do you Guys ObamaCare about that or no? The Supreme Court ruled in a 6-3 decision to preserve the Affordable Care Act, more commonly known as ObamaCare, which means we can do anything we want. We could drink, we could smoke, we could jump mini bikes off of bridges, we could play chainsaw tag if we want to. We get hurt? It’s not our problem, it’s America's problem, together. Obama was very happy, he triumphantly declared that the Affordable Care Act is here to stay.  Then he went into the Rose Garden and secretly puffed on an e-cigarette. So colonoscopy's are on me tonight."