Mash-Up Video: Is Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Actually Chris Farley?

FORD: "Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine."
FARLEY: "Smokin’, snortin’, shootin’, suckin’, tokin’ -- "
FORD: "Have I tried it? Um…probably in one of my drunken stupors."
FARLEY: "It bit me!"
FORD: "Holy Christ!"
FARLEY: "I am El Niño! All other tropical storms must bow before El Niño!
FORD: "But at least, I’ll rip his fucking throat out. I’ll poke his eyes out. I will, fuck, when he’s dead, I’ll make sure that motherfucker’s dead."
FARLEY: "And I’ll tell you one more thing: I want Holyfield! I want Holyfield! I showed you what these guns can do in the Middle East, now I’m gonna show what they can do in the ring!"
FORD: [arm wrestling professional wrestler Hulk Hogan in an arm-wrestling match to promote Fan Expo]
FARLEY: "I’ll turn this damn bus around, that will end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick."
FORD: "There’s no way I am going to sit here and take this nonsense, I'm telling you right now. He’s the one who did it. I know he’s a weasel! And weasels and snakes belong in the zoo!"
FORD: [dancing]
FARLEY:  [dancing]
FORD: "Yellow 80! Yellow 80! TEN-HUT!"
FARLEY: [Tackles Himself]
FARLEY: [VIDEO]
FORD: "Off my property please, don't -- get off my property please. Take it off my property!"
REPORTER: "I’m leaving."
FORD: "And thank you -- thank you very much!"
FARLEY: [INDECIPHERABLE] … I’m not drunk"
FORD: "Well I’m a big guy, man. Nice to meet you buddy, yeah, alright I can’t answer that."
FARLEY: "I’ll party with you."