Stewart on Inchoherent Palin: The Rare Brown-Haired Alaskan Podium Speaker

STEWART: "Well, that's it. It cannot get more entertaining and less electable than Trump."
PALIN [voiceover]: "You betcha."
STEWART: "No, it-- it can't be."
PALIN [voiceover]: "You betcha!"
STEWART: "Ladies and gentlemen, I believe it may be the rare brown haired Alaskan podium speaker."
PALIN [video]: " Our president must have missed, growing up, because of his insistence -- his lawlessness of he trying to get his way, it tramples our Constitution. So from debt-- I won't even get into all the details of everything."
STEWART: "No, no, no. Don't-- don't get into the details of everything, not here during a 40 minute speech outlining your presidential ambition. Well, it was all going fine until tragically her subjects stopped talking to her verbs."
PALIN [video]: "Our government, look at it. It isn't too big to fail. It's too big to succeed. It's too big to succeed, so we can afford no retreads or nothing will change, with the same people -- the same policies that got us into this status quo, another Latin word, status quo, and it stands for man, the middle class, every day Americans are really getting taken for a ride."
STEWART: "Well, that's kind of talk, you normally hear right before the pharmacist says 'ma'am, you've got to leave the Walgreen's.' Now we know what it is like to get cornered by Palin at an open bar wedding. Well this then, the Iowa Freedom Summit speech wasn't just regular person incoherent, it was Palin incoherent. Apparently Governor Palin had been forced to improvise after her teleprompter froze. But I have got to tell you, it is not that different from her on script."
PALIN [video]: "Finally stop this overreaching bureaucracy which we get often and we drive in solutions. And we be bold."
STEWART: "Sarah Palin doesn't believe in your liberal elitist grammar --