Colbert to Trump: It Would Be Fun to Be Chief of Staff of Your ‘Titanic’

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Mr. President, I Stephen Colbert, am your next White House chief of staff. Will I be able to control the no. Will we fight? Yeah! But I will bring a steady hand to a tumultuous West Wing? Also no. But no one could! Who cares? And, no, I don’t agree with the president’s policies, and, no, this won’t help the country but I believe in my heart of hearts that this could be fun for me. It would be fun. Can I do it? It would be great! Who wouldn’t pass up the chance to spend ten minutes on the deck of the titanic while it’s sinking? I’m really curious to hear what a bound sounds like when they know they’re about to take the big bath.”