Letterman on Nude Senators in Pool: There’s Not Enough Chlorine...

LETTERMAN : “I think I knew this. Down in Washington, D.C., the senators all have a swimming pool, and the male senators use the swimming pool, swim in it naked. Ughh. Ladies and gentlemen, there’s not enough chlorine in the world! And a lot of times when the senators get in the pool, there’s some horseplay and some carrying on and shenanigans. We have footage, actual footage from the senate pool. Take a look right here.”
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MASTER: “Do you eat oysters?”
SERVANT: “When I have them, master.”
MASTER: “Do you eat snails?”
SERVANT: “No, master.”
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LETTERMAN: “That’s fine, thank you.”