Colbert on Kavanaugh’s Accuser: Her Memory Is Fuzzy Because I Doubt Kavanaugh Waxed

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COLBERT: "Last night, “The new Yorker” published accusations from a Yale classmate of Kavanaugh’s named Deborah Ramirez, who said, “She remembers Kavanaugh exposed himself at a drunken dormitory party, thrust his penis in her face, and caused her to touch it without her consent, as she pushed him away.” Wow. Seriously that’s not good. You expect ha at dartmouth but Yale. Wow. At least, please, please tell me his penis was wearing a bowtie. Now, Ramirez acknowledges that she has gaps in her memory, because she had also been drinking that night, but she remembers that somebody yelled down the hall, “Brett Kavanaugh just put his penis in Debbie’s face.” And further down the hall, a 50-year-old chuck grassley yelled, “Get that man on the Supreme Court!” Now, her memory might be a little fuzzy, ‘cause I doubt he waxed, but “The new Yorker” learned about this because Ramirez’s classmates at Yale were talking to each other about it. They were emailing about it back in July before Christine blasey Ford came forward.” I believe we have one of the emails. “Hey, remember that guy in college we called The Floppy Bandit?’ turn on CNN.”