Colbert: Obama Should Be Working with Congress To Do Nothing Together

COLBERT: "It is well known Barack Obama has been violating the constitution for years. Well, now apparently, he wants to roll it up, stuff it with rice and beans, and top it with picante sauce."
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TANTAROS: "A source tells Fox News that as early as next week, President Obama is planning to announce a ten-part plan to overhaul immigration policy through executive action."
FOX NEWS: "President Obama vowing to go it alone on immigration."
HANNITY: "he plans to pass executive action immigration amnesty just by himself, without Congress."
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COLBERT: "Yeah, how dare he take executive action to address immigration, by himself? He should be working with Congress, to do nothing, together. Even worse, the rumor is he's going to overhaul the immigration system through fiat. Fiat? If anything goes wrong -- you have to order new parts from Italy. And just listen to what's in Obama's plan. It would "protect up to 5 million unauthorized immigrants from the threat of deportation and provide many of them with work permits." They get to stay and receive work permits! Now they're coming for the jobs they already have!"