Kimmel: Bill O’Reilly Is Going on a Vacation to Hell

KIMMEL: “Bill O’Reilly — you know who Bill O’Reilly is, right? The giant man on Fox News every night. He’s getting a lot of unwanted publicity this week after multiple sexual harassment charges from former employees. Fox paid these former employees, and now they’ve decided to hire an outside firm to investigate. I don’t know why they didn’t hire the firm first but multiple sponsors have pulled their advertising from Bill O’Reilly’s show. Bill made a big announcement on his show last night. I guess he had a vacation planned and they were worried it would look bad if he just quietly went off the air for a week. So somebody over there thought it would be a good idea to turn his vacation into a contest.”
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O’REILLY: “Tip of the day, often this time of year, I grab some vacation because it’s spring and Easter time. Last Fall, I booked a trip that should be terrific. Not going to tell you where it is but we have a contest on billoreilly.com, 'Guess where Bill’s going?'”
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KIMMEL: “All right. To hell, maybe? Is it to hell? No? Okay, not hell. Maybe Coachella? No? Could he be on a Rob Gronkowski booze cruise? Is Bill O’Reilly in Dollywood? On Kong Skull island? Oh,  I know where he is, of course. Bill O’Reilly is vacationing right now in Bonerland. It’s all-inclusive. It’s actually a beautiful place.”