Colbert: As a Dumb TV Show Host, I Could Be the Next President

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
COLBERT: "Now, for the record, I'm not the president of the United States. All right. I'm just a dumb TV show host, so I probably won't be president for another four years." 
AUDIENCE: "Stephen! Stephen! Stephen!" 
COLBERT: "Don't encourage them. Don't encourage them."